Cheap Seat Report: Hillary Clinton Edition

[c]Observations by Zorek Richards

Without a lot of cleats and mitts, you don't usually see as many softballs, as you do when Hillary is interviewed by the mainstream media.

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day when they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "Hilary Clinton is going to be President!"
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey survived!"


Hillary Clinton can say "I am the inevitable chosen candidate" in at least five or six accents.

 In Hillary's world, the less moral you are the more moral authority you can claim. Come to think of it, that's probably a Clinton family motto.

Defending Hillary Clinton is becoming a job which requires so much time that the mainstream media may have to start hiring real legit investigative journalists.
Psyche!!
You know that will never happen...

 Hillary Clinton: A modern day progressive saint. Worshipped by her minions of "dead broke" disciples.

There are people who really do trust Hillary Clinton. No one knows, however, where those two people are...or which version of Hillary Clinton they do trust. .

The "New Republic" says Hillary can do more for black people then Obama. That's because before being under attack in Kosovo and joining the Marines, she was born a poor "dead broke" black woman with a southern accent.

 Hillary: Bill Clinton 2.0

 

Liar! Liar! Pant suit on fire!

 If political polls were balloons, Hillary's excessive amount of hot air would be an advantage. But could be seen as the root cause of global warming,

 It's standard procedure for Hillary's campaign to introduce her as "the next President of the United States." They've all been campaigning long enough to know that starting a speech with a good joke is the surest way to get an audience on their side.

 Morality to a Clinton is like krypton to Superman.

 Next Dem debate should include questions to both Hillary Clinton and Hillary "the one with the southern accent" Clinton.

Hillary hearts Margaret Sanger

Hillary Clintion: Barack Obama's third term - Pant Suit Edition

 Hillary may not be lying when her lips don't move; but that gives her time to contemplate the next lie

How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change alight bulb?
Zero. They prefer to live in the dark.


 What is truth?
Hillary Clinton: Depends on what the definition of "is" is.