Wednesday, July 1, 2015

The 24 Hour News Cycle: Someone said Something that Offended Someone Edition

Yesterday someone said something that offended someone then that someone said something that offended that someone. Someone of the first part and someone of the second part started an online petition so that someone doesn't offend someone again.

Today someone said something that offended someone, then someone said something that offended that someone. Someone of the first part and someone of the second part will sue someone from the other part and someone will start a petition so that someone doesn't offend someone again. Someone filed a lawsuit against someone from comments that someone said yesterday.

Tomorrow someone will say something that will offend someone, then someone will say something that offends that someone. Someone of the first part and someone of the second part will start a petition so that someone doesn't offend someone again. Meanwhile, a lawsuit will arise from the someone who was offended by the someone from today, but waited until tomorrow to file court papers against someone.

and repeat....