Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Funner Than Doing All Kinds of Indecent Things With Animals: 8 Thad Cochran Marriage Observations

Washington Post: Sen. Thad Cochran (R-Miss.) married a longtime aide on Saturday, one year after his office swatted down rumors of a romance amid criticism of their shared taxpayer-funded travel. Cochran, 77, married Kay Webber, 76, an executive assistant who first joined his office in 1981, in a private family ceremony in Gulfport, Miss. His Office Issued a news release on Monday.

 OBSERVATIONS:

1) We can"t know for certain if Thad Cochran got married or not yet because Jordan Russell never said so.

 2) It's not clear whether Thad Cochran knew he got married Saturday or if he has read his press release yet

 3) In light of the Cochran marriage, the MSGOP will host a "Unity" fundraiser. For $50 a plate they will serve each other a plate of Crow

 4) The Mississippi Delta knew about Thad Cochrans marriage on Saturday before anyone else because they all received robo-calls on Friday.

5) I don't know if we can really know if Thad Cochran got married or not yet because Jordan Russell never said so 

6) It's not clear yet if  Chris McDaniel has conceded to Thad Cochran's marriage yet.

 7) Taylor Swift just hearing that Thad Cochran got married.


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